Insanity Ensues

We're back Bitches!

2008-08-14T12:17:00.003-03:00

Well... I am

I don't know if brandon wants to do this, but i think that it could be fun to keep this going.

Look at my wicked sweet posts.

dlb

2008-08-14T12:17:00.001-03:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

2008-08-14T12:03:00.000-03:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

What was he thinking?

did he need the money?

LOTR not paying the bills anymore?

dlb

Watch for me in this great video!

2006-11-13T16:36:00.000-04:00

dlb

Question Air..

2006-11-02T22:29:00.000-04:00

This is a question air.. that i recived a while back and just decided i would respond to and also post it on here for all of you lovely people to read.

1. hung out with?
Myles derek walter Or Preston Boe Matt Robert Nia Stephanie Jessica Tiffany Josh.

2. Rode in a car with?
Robert, My parents, My older brothers, Nephues, neices, aunts, uncles, cousins, LOTS of FRIENDS, (Most the time at once) the list goes on and on

3. Went to the movies with?
Friends, Family, do you want me to like name the people?? i mean the answer is gonna be the same for most of these questions..

4. You went to the mall with?
YOUR MOM!! jk .. Friends mostly myles and derek.. sometimes walter went as well

6. You talked on the phone/IMed to?
Phone (Kassie, (Annie), Hugo, Tiffany, Myles, Derek, Walter,Jessica Christine, Meghan) IM

7. Made you laugh?
Myles Derek .. Myself on a regular basis. Teachers Friends family.. Daniel

--WOULD YOU RATHER--
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Tongue

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny!!

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
I dont reallly like skim ill drink it but i prefer whole

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Fire

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?:
Parents well some times lol jk no parents all the way.
THEY ROCK MY WORLD!!!

--ANSWER TRUTHFULLY--
1. Do you like anyone?
Yes

--DO YOU PREFER--
1. Sun or moon?:
Moon

2. Winter or Fall?
Fall

3. left or right?
Left

4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
Do you want me to list them?
2 best friends

5. Sunny or rain?
BOTH at the same time.. i love to go dance in it.. and walk its beautimus!!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Vanilla.. whith.. Chocolate syrup..and NUTS lol

--ABOUT YOU--
1. What time is it?:
how is that about me??
7:07 pm

2. First Name?:
YOUR MOM!!
brandon

3. What do you want to do?:
Go to sleep

4. Where do you wanna live?:
AT your moms house
I dont know i havent given it much thought.. well some city so i can party and have lots of sex.. get lots of STD's and die lol jk

5. How many kids do you want?
umm 5 i think.. just cuz i like that number but 2 is more like it.. or 3.. some where in there.. i'd rather have odd then even..

6. Do you want to get married?
No im scared to death of marriage.
ok so truthfully .. i kinda wanna but not at this age.

7. What do you like on your pizza?
I love pizza huts meat loves.. deep dish .. its fantasticall!!

8. Can you cross your eyes?
Only on days that end in Y

9. Do you make your bed daily?
No .. i dont know anyone who does.. oh wait yeah i do .. my 12th grade english teacher.. she liked the feeling of getting into a "fresh" bed. i thought she was joking but she was serious.. but shes kinda cookie anyways..

--RANDOM--
1. Which shoe goes on first?
umm right..

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?'
No it fell from the sky.. atleast thats what i told the person that i hit..
actually ive done it a couple times.. its well lets be honest.. its fun..

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
TWIRL!!! cutting is for BABY's HAHAH

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
yes.. well no ... ok so not that i will admit to.. i dont remember how it tastes..
.

3. Favorite ice cream?:
Bubble Gum or Cookie Dough. i love them.. Superman is good as well.. i dunno there are a couple.

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
none. were kinda weird.. we keep ours on top of the fridge.. but you didnt ask how many were on top of my fridge... so i cant answer your question now can i..haha

5. Current mood?
HORNY.. well not really i dunno it changes ever other day..
im kinda playfull right now..

--IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU--
1. kissed some one?
maybe.. ;D
2. Sang?
YUUP
3. Been hugged:
NOPE well jk i take that back yes i was

4. Felt stupid:

NO i never feel stupid.. its a rule of mine.. RULE NUMBER 555555555551. Never feel stupid.
5. Missed Someone:
ALL THE TIME..
this is for my dead hommies..
ROBERT COME HOME!!!

6. Danced Crazy?
ALL THE TIME!! i love to do it when i think no one is watching but in all actuallity.. alot of little kids are watching.. or some adults.. or a mix of both.. then i look at them.. and scream
BLESS MY SOUL!!
they feel funny for watching me after words.. i usually end up barking at the children after words..

7. Gotten your hair cut?
no but i need to .. its soooooooo long....

8. Cried:
nope did that the other day.. we dont need details..

--STUFF--
1. Do you have a Dog?
Who told you??
yes he is the next porn star in the dog world

2. When's the last time you've been sleddiing?
like 2 or 3 years ago.. it was so TUBULAR lol .. we piled like 8 of us on two kiddie sledds.. and went off a jump.. lets just say.. we didnt feel to good after words..
ahah most the girls ended up on bottom the guys were on top..ahaha.. like they say.. ladies first.

3. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I love to sleep with people..
(hahaha that sounds slutty)
But im serious.. i love to take naps with friends and family members just to lay and enjoy there companie.. i love to lay with people too...
this one time.. i layed with an old lady.. and she didnt..know it. and i farted a little then i got up and left because it was stinky... but its ok because she riped a huge one right before me..

4. Do you believe in ghosts?
YUp..

5. Do you consider yourself creative?
Umm .. i try to but sometimes that word.. slaps me and tells me to stop...

Saaalllaaaddd Fiiinnngggerrrrsss!!!

2006-10-09T16:33:00.000-03:00

Watch out for this guy...

I am scared a little.

ok I am scared alot.

make the bad thing go away...or... urrr... come uh.. to my house.. for uh... fish?

this just prooves that people like this should not be allowed to create because this is what happens. and people like me should not get the internet because this is what I spend my days off watching.

this is scary
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
check it out

oh yeah and because I freaking love dance

Watch this as well...

dlb

My New Computer!!!

2006-10-09T09:35:00.000-03:00

Well... I finally took the plunge. and let me tell you, it was worth it.

I bought a new computer.

The New IMac Intel Core 2 Duo Processor with 2.0 Ghz processing speed and 1gb of Ram with slots to upgrade to 3gb of ram if I need. and 160 gb of disk space and upgradeable to 500 gb's I think.

it's fun because I can sound like a nerd and make you think that I know what I am talking about but really I have no clue. I vaguely remember in Junior High School knowing what all these numbers and Acronyms meant. Now I just know what numbers to look for and what is good for todays standards.

This is pretty good.

It's a Mac as well... and while I know there are alot of PC users out there who are rolling their eyes and saying that I betrayed some secret Microsoft run society. Fear not, this system has the Intel Chip which means that when I get the money to buy the software I can install Windows on it and run both.

So I Can have my cake and eat it too...

hehe...

So I bought this mostly because I wanted to keep up with the company that I work for. all of my co=workers own macs. in fact it seems like everyone in this industry owns a mac and if you are editing sound or video on a pc you are mocked a little. Yes they are that much better than PC's when it comes to Sound and Audio editing and evven watching. In fact I don't know if it is just because it's knew and that is why I love it so much or if I am going to fund something terribly wronge with it in the near future but right now I don't see anything better about a PC than a Mac. I mean the whole Mac package is visually stunning. I lke having it be seen where more and more the Pc package you want to see less and less. and then the user interface is so visual that I just die over it everytime.

NE way...

enough nerd talk.

It's good and I have a camera on it and microphone and I think that I could really get used to it.

Aren't you all jealous... Suckers...

hehe...

I mean that in the most love and light way possible.

dlb

WORD to the MASSES

2006-09-25T20:23:00.000-03:00

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too m uch for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....

being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

NYC

2006-09-19T00:58:00.000-03:00

So...

I just got back from NYC.

everything there is sooo expensive. and you know the crazy thing. I spent 30 dollars on a to go see a movie (The Covenant). and still only spent 100 dollars the 4 days that i was there. We did a Yoga Conference where I did video shoots of some of the top Yogi's in the Nation.

ne way...

I might tell you more about it when I am in a funnier mood but I don't feel it right now.

dlb

2006-09-17T21:17:00.000-03:00

This is one woman that can pull off just about anything i swear and not only that but she looks freaking GREAT with a shaved head.
not to mention that im gonna marry her one day.. ahahaha

SUPRISE!!!!

2006-09-15T18:40:00.001-03:00

SUPRISE

MySpace Images

Santan has come to earth in the form of a child

2006-09-15T18:32:00.000-03:00

MySpace Images

so i think that santan.. has come to earth in the form of a child.. and i told a friend of mine that if he ever had a kid
this is what i imagined him to be like.. and i sent him that little clip picture thing. (hope it works)

A day in the life of...

2006-09-08T10:02:00.000-03:00

I am having one of these types of days.

just thought you ought to know.

dlb

Sneak Peak into RALPH LAUREN Winter Collection

2006-09-07T21:07:00.000-03:00

This is kairo He is sporting the new loook for men this winter keep warm with the wonderful Multi-Animal skin coat.. along with the beautifully designed mink boots that he personally had his own hunter go out and kill and skin himself. These wonderful boots are being held together by the oh so strong yarn maid and produced by your very own USA SWEAT SHOPS CALLED FAMILY DOLLAR.. they take pride in making there employees work there butts off while the stock holders and investers are playing golf in the Camine islands (oh wait were not supposed to release that)
(dont worry no animals were harmed while making this outfit oh sorry we were just informed were not supposed to release those statements maid above.)

Here comes.. VONA TRUMP IN ALL HER GLORY!!!

SHe well she isnt sporting much of anything.. actually we fiered her lasst year and she just never got the memmo...

WEell anyways thank you to all our viewers for tuning in stop on by our store and try something new and fresh TODAY!!

2006-09-05T01:17:00.000-03:00

The Good Word (Redux)

So I was watching these videos and the thought occured to me, "These must be Mormons." And then this video showed up, and now I am not so sure. Tell me what you think.

dlb

2006-09-05T01:02:00.000-03:00

Completely Uncalled For

Somehow I am worried about giving brandon Ideas, but as I am 3000 miles away... whatever.

dlb

Caption This!

2006-09-01T11:10:00.000-03:00

dlb

I have a second Job!

2006-08-27T17:42:00.000-03:00

and the crazy thing is it is the same employers!

I am now at work on my first day working for the Omega Institute. How can that be? you may ask? (I know I am a little ego centric and think that you actually care) Well I just started work at the Omega Institute in a different department than I was working before. No no don't worry. I am still working for Mediaworks, I didn't get fired or quit. (get on with it, I know you already know this) I just got a second job. Yeah!!!

who knows how long I will keep it.

I mean I took the day off from work because I haven't been feeling well but then had to work here because it is my first day.

weird huh...

ne way...

love and light

dlb

oh wait...

guess what tomorrow is? Skydiving day!!!

yeah!!!

dlb

awhhh!!!

2006-08-13T12:53:00.000-03:00

Well that stinks... the Cluster Map had to start over after I changed the settings of the Blog...

oh well...

I guess we will just have to start over....

sorry to that persone in China who we loved ever so dearly, you will just have to view our blog again to see that dot on the map.

hopefully it will get full very quickly.

NEway...

Do you like the Flickr Badge? I do...

This way we can share all the zaney pics that we post on here...

dlb

Twisted Logic

2006-08-11T17:08:00.000-03:00

So everyone tells me that i need to share crack that is when i get it.. and i just got some new stuff in today so i thought i would share this time.. hope yall enjoy this new shipment.. cuz Everyone in there right mind who knows me knows.. i DEFINATLY GOT MY SHARE!!! ;) enjoy

Another Caption...

2006-08-08T17:23:00.000-03:00

is this fun?

or is this boring?

I don't know why, but when I write in this blog I have more need for feedback. I mean my other one was just meant to be a sounding board and I didn't care really if people read it but this one I need feedback. So please if you are reading this, participate. I am bored with it being 1 sided.

Here is the Caption Contest for today...

maybe I will do these once a week or something like that.

Please please let me know.

dlb

I'm posting from my bed, Sucka's!

2006-08-05T23:53:00.000-03:00

That is right...
picture a warm less hairy version of this.
right this very moment I am lying on my very own Queen sized bed with Egyption Cotton 600 thread count sheets surfing the Internet and Blogging to you.

This is the Life!

Don't you wish you lived in a Trailer park now?

I have free Wireless Internet coming straight into my Bedroom. Neener.

They just got it fixed. Now if they could get my Refridgerator working I would be golden. It's sad when you buy expensive cheese and then your fridge breaks and it goes bad. :(

ne way...

Here is another Caption Contest... Brandon Won the last one becasue he was funnier than me. Which isn't hard. So he is the raining champion and since we two are probably the only ones who will participate again I will do my best to make some funny ones.

Oh yeah... your prize is ... Yeah you Won !!! :)

ooops! try this one...

Ok now Caption this ... Bitches!

dlb

Permission

2006-08-03T10:25:00.000-03:00


Whose permission would you need to get married to the person you love? Brandon asked me to post this on here. So it isn't my fault this time that I double posted from here to mrdlbstyle.blogspot.com see that shameless plug for my own blog... hehe... NE way... I thought it was a good movie with a good message. Thanks to the makers @ mediathatmattersfest.org dlb

Whatever you do don't click this link!!

2006-08-02T12:50:00.000-03:00

it's the worst website ever... I promise!!

Caption Contest #1

2006-08-02T11:17:00.000-03:00

The person who can reply to this post with the funniest caption wins!

Prizes tbd

dlb

The Real Question...

2006-08-02T11:14:00.000-03:00

dlb

I want to keep posting but don't know what to say, so...

2006-07-31T14:36:00.000-03:00

This should keep you busy for a little while.

dlb

The new Look!

2006-07-18T23:44:00.000-03:00

I am not really likeing the color scheme but I am digging the new layout...

reply and tell me what you all think...

dlb

I'm The Lone Drinker! <----- Mob Name!

2006-07-18T22:26:00.000-03:00

ok lets see if I can create a little more pinache in this website and play around a little with it...

see if this picture works...

What about this for the Header?

Well its gonna be it for the time being Bitches! Even if you don't like it!

I am having problems with the Mac / PC interface thing...

my mac is doing great at work for the editing and video and sound programs that I have on here. and I don't care what you say about macs they are the best for doing any video or sound related editing or recording or things of that nature. but other than that I loves my PC, so right now I am on a mac because that is where I am creating the pictures and things like that and trying to post them but for some reason that is where the PC runs supreme.

ne way... blah blah blah... all nerd stuff that you probably don't care about anyway...

dlb

haha

2006-07-15T17:05:00.000-03:00

Hahah your trailer trash now.. and your dirty.. Dirty trailer trash..how do you feel??
SO i checked out this web site that your able to get your mob nick name.. here it is
http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm

so just copy and past that int you know where and if you dont im sorry you may need a little help i know god didnt bless us all with smarts and intelligence..as you can see by my incompaticy to spell or write worth beans.

But anyways i was gonna tell you what my mobster nick name is but i dont know if i should i mean its kinda well its not just kinda its really Fed Up i mean who gets the nick name..
.. drum roll please...
bump bump bump.. (aka) drum roling :) thanks

THe Island..

yeah thats what im talking about who gets nick named the island.. i checked out others names like friends and some family members.. and there are some like " the lone drinker.. or The mercyless or or the quill..
i dunno i guess i would rather have "The quill" than "the island"
haha but i found out i dont have that bad of one.. i could be named..

THE DREAM BOAT.. haha that one cracked me up major..
alright i gotts ta go..
peace
Meep~

Oh the posting life!

2006-07-15T09:50:00.000-03:00

Hey there peeps...

um...

what to say...

duh...

oh yeah here is something...

This is something that I have, that I made about three months ago and never put it on here.

I will try to make this site more fun in a while ... after this weekend...

Holla at ya Traila Trash Boy in New York!!!!

2006-07-14T16:44:00.000-03:00

Well I have moved.

I am now living in The Trailer Park.

Yes I am trailer trash!

It actually is the best housing on Campus believe it or not.

And the best part is... it will have wireless Internet.

It is suposed to now but something got effed up when we had a big lightning storm and lightning hit campus like 20 times. lots of things got effed up.

Neway... on the work front... we are now working on a promo that will go up soon on The Village Voice website and Yoga Journal's website for our yoga conference that kicks alot of ass. I will post a link when it comes up.

dlb

New York City and The QUEENS OF DRAG!!

2006-07-13T21:26:00.000-03:00

Yeah so if you think you have had a crazy exsperince or done something that your friends could black mail you forever for you havent heard anything yet.

So we went to New york the capital of the univers right?? we (by we i mean me and some friends who will remain anonymous) get there and find our hotel and get settled and as usuall non of us want to chill in a hotle room so we freshen up and hit the street we went every where from Central Park to china town and little Italy.. It was a great blast.
The next day rolls around and were walking around going site seeing cuz thats what you do obvously when you have people with you who have never been there befor. So later that night we went to Lucky Changs Bar and Restaraunt. We get our seats just in time the show is about to start. A woman gets on stage and starts talking to us. and she starts to walk around the room talking to people getting to know them and find out why they are in new york where they came from and why the chose Lucky changs to eat.
THere were some pretty interesting people in the crowd lets just leave it at that. she puts on a madona cd and starts her little well big show and is running aroud dancing and posing for the people. None of us were ready for what came next.

The Real Show

SO were all chillin at our table listening to the msuic and to the lady talk to people. and she asks for valunteers, and naturally when alot of people dont raise there hads they resort to picking people. So my stomach ties its self into a million knot's cuz i just know she is gonna see me and chose me.. and after she had a couple people and i thought it was safe to come out of hiding.. My brother is picked and she says bring your little friend there next to you..
I'm BRIGHT CHERRY RED at this point and my stomach isnt letting me relax what so ever.. then my legs feel like lead and they drag across the floor as i try and get to the table at which were supposed to sit.. and she tells me .. "Sweetie Get your ass over there and sitt in that chair" so naturally i move a little faster this time. and im sitting on my brothers lap and she giggles at us all.. Her little pets sitting waiting for her orders to stand and give her the time of her life in that couple minutes..of fame for us..
so her helper dumps out this bag or womens clothing and wigs and were supposed to fight over them and get as much stuff on as possible to make our selfs look like Queens of the century.. this was no easy task..
i unfortunatly was stuck with a rated black wig the hair was all frizzy and bunched up who knows what was living in that wig.. and this SkIN tight tiny over coat that barrely fit over my clothes let alone my brod shoulders.. so imagine this with me.

bright red face that cant stop smiling and laughing to my self. With this ratty looking black beast clinging to my head my stomach is trying everything in its power to make me pass out or kill over which ever comes first.. one leg is locked at the knee and the other is shaking un-controlably .. i mean i swear the people in the back of the room could feel the floor moving cuz my leg..

So now that you have a mental image of a crazy person.. sitting in his brothers lap.. she proceeds to tell the rest of the crowd what were to do.

OUr task

We had to get up and start working the crowd we were supposed to dance and sing do what ever humanly possible to get these people to scream and holla for us. Then we went to a door way and strick a pose went to the middle and strick a pose finish at the last door way strick one more pose and then finish off with pleasing the other side of the room.

The Game plan

So daniel and i get a game plan together. we get up and dance stop at the first door way i stop and look off in the distance and he grind's on me and then we stop in the middle do a little stage kiss then pose in the other door way and we shimmy like hell on the other side..

The Battle of the Queens

My heart is beating a million miles ever mili second and my leg is still shaking the place while the other isnt budging and my stomach is giving all the other insides death hell and damnation killing me from the inside out.. and im still bright red and starting to show other shades..
My heart and stomach jumped ever time she maid her selection.. and finally Judgement came. it was our turn.. we danced.. i caressed peole i sat in a lday's lap and tickled her with what ever was on my head.. ( beteween us i think she liked it) and then the grind came.. we moved kissed..and boy did that light the place up and we posed one more time.. then we SHOOK WHAT OUR MOMMA GAVE US..
Then and only then.. when we were releaved of our dutties..as queens did my stomach let go of my spleen and my legs started to act like they were ready to run a merithon.. and my face as hot and crazy sweaty as it was.. returned down to its regular read and the edges were semi whit.. i think those parts took a while longer to get blood...

Fantastical

It was the most thrilling and crazy thing i have ever done.. i mean i sat in a ldays lap and tickled her.. i put my arms around complet strangers and maid them laugh.. that was possibly the best energy release i think one can go thru.
and this is my closing in one of the best trips to new york i have had.
Peace out

The most popular Screen Saver in the USA Today..

2006-05-27T18:29:00.000-03:00

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

If he gets stuck you can just click and pull him drop him stuff like that yall will figure it out :)

My space is the new GOOGLE??

2006-05-26T19:41:00.000-03:00

So how many of you get on here to read this and actually look at the little map up in the top right corner?? have you seen how many people are actually looking at this blog or have just happened to stumble apon it. Maybe these people have just "stumbbled" upon our blog :) how many of them actually read it??

Its like a new wave..By raise of hands how many people are My Space JUNKIES?? humm come on dont be shy..you can be ashamed if you really wanna be but we dont shun people here .. we want you to read our blog..it makes us feel all happpy in side like when you stick your finger in a warm apple pie.. lol daniel has done that a couple times.. :)
SO back on topic if any of you are myspace whores and you wanan help me WIN the Popularity CONTEST you BETTER HURRY!! :)
http://www.myspace.com/leo_55

It would be much appreciated i dunno i just like to know that alot of people know me even though we probably never really talk lol but you can get on there..and send me messages and stuff and you could get on here and send US messages and stuff and it all works out.. SO yeah my space is like the new google..if you wanna meet new people or some one askes you out..you can get on my space and find them..and learn a little about them befor you go..lol how many of you have done that on google?? come on now this is where you can be shy lol and a shamed.. well let ya..
well i have to go.
MEEP~

Once apon a time

2006-05-26T19:39:00.000-03:00

Your Armageddon's day is Sep 8 2067, This is when im supposed to die..
so did you know that they had that web site a whial back. and they used to tell you how you were going to die..but then they had to shut it down because some people got killed the same way on the same day as predicted.. so they had to shut it down or stop telling how you would die.
Fact? or Fiction?

Find Out when you are gonna Die!

2006-05-19T18:44:00.000-03:00

Die Bitch! Die!!!

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

Click here to find out when you are gonna Die.

I am going to live until I am Old...

until the year 2079

crazy huh!

dlb

When I was a Kid...

2006-05-08T13:40:00.000-03:00

When I was a Kid, I thought that Smoke Stacks made clouds.

When I was a Kid, I hid in the Tube slide to get out of 3rd grade.

When I was a Kid, I wandered around the playground most of the time never really ploaying with anyone.

When I was a Kid, I loved to Dress up in my mothers clothing and especially her high heels (she had some killer wooden ones from the 60's that would be so hot right now) and dress like "Girls" until my father put a stop to it when I was about 9.

When I was a Kid, I was a perfect little mormon boy that did everything by the letter of the law (except school) and everyone thought I was the cutest little angel... Suckers!

When I was a Kid, I had 2 best friends and we called ourselves the Three Muskateers, even though I had no Idea what that meant. We tended to be bullies to other kids and even threw rocks at one and hit him in the head.

When I was a Kid, I used to be so bored with my friends when they insisted that we played war with their GI Joes, I just wanted to play the game we played the other night when we mooned cars passing by.

When I was a Kid, I made up a game using the Nerf Basketball games in my friends room where if you missed a shot then you got a spanking, if you missed 2 then you got a spanking without pants, if you missed 3 then you got a front spanking. Unfortunately his mom walked in when I was giving the first front spanking and broke things up. That was the most trouble I had ever been in in my life. My mother gave me the silent treatment and my father spanked me so hard and so long that I stopped crying and my mother had to pull him out of the room.

When I was a Kid, I did a paper route on the back of my fathers motorcycle and my mother was driving.

When I was a Kid, My friends and I decided to wade the river in the back of my friends house to kill carp. My friend was convinced that the Mayors wife had told him to do it and we just played along, but none of us could actually kill anything so we just strolled down the stream with big sticks jabbing at things every once in a while to put on a good show of things.

When I was a Kid, I used to eat the little weeds that we called cheesits that looked like little rolls of cheese. I always said that I liked them because everyone else liked them, but I hated them.

When I was a Kid, I loved to sing and often was involved in Solo performances that were in school and also in church.

When I was a Kid, my father was nicknamed the Bear because he worked nights and so we couldn't be loud or he would wake up and get mad and yell at us all, also we covered the windows of his room so it could stay dark during the day so his room looked like a cave.

When I was a Kid, I knew that if I could get my mom to laugh then I wouldn't be in trouble anymore. And one day I wouldn't pick up my toys in the back yard or something equally mundane and worthless to do as a 7 year old that she got mad and I mouthed off. She started in with her routine of "That wasn't called for" and so I shaped my hand into a phone and said ring ring... now it's called for. She laughed and couldn't punish me, but she stopped saying that from then on.

Ne way...

Just thought it was a fun idea to share these types of things on here...

Got the Idea from the Blog Completely Naked

I also double posted because I cheat like that, on mr dlb style so check it out there as well. hehe.

dlb

The ever evolving nightlife of Daniel.

2006-05-03T20:56:00.000-03:00

Well, my pockets are full. I have my MP3 player in one pocket, a flashlight in one, a wine glass in another, and a mudslide mix in the last (with Rum in it).

The last week or so I have just stayed at home being a bear, but now I need to get out and play a little. Which in this place ususally means alchohol. I don't mind tonight because I am going to drink the day away. I just had an intense day filming the Global Leadership Networks Book meeting and will do this again tomorrow. it makes for a long day of very heady conversation as these are all high powered people that work for places like the UN and the European Union and Zimbabway (bad speller sorry). Sometimes I just want to stick my fist in my mouth grab my crotch and jump on a chair just to see if they are human enough to have emotion and laugh. no I am kidding they are actually nice people. There was actually a really cute one that works from the UN that had to fly to Canada today that I was half flirting with but he had to go too soon for my slow ass to get in gear. (UN booty would be fun)

ne way...

don't worry ... still a virgin here... although I am not as excited about that fact as I once was. maybe waiting for love and comitment (sorry I can't wait for marriage since I can't get married) is not a good Idea. any ideas?

ne way...

love you and have a good night... I will

dlb

Save our Internet.... Beeeyootch!

2006-05-02T14:48:00.000-03:00

Big Internet operators like AT&T and Verizon want the power to decide which Web sites open properly on our computers—giving them control over what we do and where we search online. So far, Congress has caved to their demands.

But because of intense public pressure, some members of Congress are starting to switch from AT&T's side to ours! In just a week, Congress saw over 250,000 of us sign a petition demanding the Internet stay free. Joining this call are tech pioneers like Google and Microsoft, diverse groups ranging from MoveOn to Gun Owners of America, and even some celebrities.

If enough of us stand up now, there's still time for the House of Representatives to do the right thing next week when it votes on whether to protect or destroy Network Neutrality—the Internet's First Amendment and the key to Internet freedom.

Can you join our petition asking Congress to protect the free and open Internet?

This petition will be delivered to your members of Congress, and everyone who signs will be kept informed of the next steps we can take to keep the pressure on Congress this week.

Companies like AT&T are spending millions lobbying Congress to gut Net Neutrality. A House committee voted to go along with AT&T's scheme last week, but we are fighting back hard before next week's full House vote. We want to raise public awareness of this issue and hand Congress 350,000 signatures.

Once apon a time...

2006-05-02T00:26:00.000-03:00

Did i notice

2006-04-30T21:24:00.000-03:00

What some one in china is reading our blog?? Well thats very suprising..im so happy for them and i wish them the best..i hope that we dont offend..and i guess if we do..then your government will just have to ban us from chinees internet or somthing.. i dunnno.
Humm maby daniel what your saying could be a little to offensive..but im thinking..
The MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING.. No thats fine..i hear that at Church all the time.. the bishops and ministers..are just saing..FREAKING MOMMIE WEE WEE SUCKER.. i mean come on now..if a minister and a bishop are both saying Mother fucking cock sucker..than we must be able to say it..i mean how many religious people say Dang and SHoot and Freak..lets get reall people..COCK SUCKING IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.. and if you use a little sugar..sometimes.. it can taste a bit better.. i mean not that ive tried it or anything.. ive just heard about it.. ok ok so ive tryed it but only once and it was with a Catholic Priest he told me i was saved..
dont judge me.

did you notice?

2006-04-23T10:55:00.000-03:00

there is someone in China that reads this thing.

or has read it.

or just glanced and moved on... who knows.

what does it all mean? and what can we say and not get sensored by the chinese government. like shit... maybe cock... maybe muther fuck cock sucker? these aren't words that I am likely to use on a regular basis but what if it comes up? like I am talking about Condi Rice or the big Bush? will they ban this website from their access to the web? huh... it's kindof exciting to think that I could have questionably material enough to be banned. What about you brandon? do you have questionable material?

well here is some questionable material.

just thought I would put that in there because who knows what people find questionable.

but here is what will get me censored. I didn't clear this with brandon so I hope that he doesn't get too mad at me for showing this on our brand new site like this...

but..

here goes nothing...

now if that isn't worth being boycotted or censored I don't know what is.

this image is thanks to a great blog called Fresh N' Tasty which I highly recomend you frequent. he does Mugshot mondays that aren't to be missed for their hilarity.

NE way...

dlb

note to anonymous

2006-04-23T10:31:00.000-03:00

nothing to be sorry about. you just played right into my self destructive paterns with creativity. and I find it hard to convey sarcasm online.

love ya and keep reading

dlb

Under Presure

2006-04-21T14:58:00.000-03:00

badeee ba de'

sorry I just had the David Bowie/Queen song stuck in my head.

But the true reason that I am writing this is so that I get over my fear of it. I mean I feel so much presure to be funny on here. what if it's not funny? what if it sucks? what if somehow somewhere a duck is watching us? So I decided that I should just write in it. I mean it's not like everyone will hate me if I all the sudden stop being good at this. In fact there was no reason for anyone to believe that this would be good in the first place. It's really all the fault of the comment that said that we are really funny and that we should keep it up. So "ANGRY FIST SHAKEN IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION". But I can't blame it on that person. I mean I want to but it isn't fair. that person was just trying to be nice. This goes to the deeper root of my perfectionism. I can't even remember all of the journals that I have almost started and then chickened out because I couldn't bear to make the leap of faith of actually smudging the page with ink. I mean the book looked so perfect there without any mess and no marks in it. and so then I just had to write in it like this to get over that. and so I did a free form write like I am doing right now, which translates into I am not rereading anything that I write I am just trying to get it all Out on paper or the web and not edit. so if this is not that funny see above statement blaming the annonymous comment. have you ever done this type of thing? just write and don't stop or edit yourself and see what comes out? just keep writing as fast as you can spell and write it down or type in this case. And I am having a really hard time doing it because I hear Llewellyn Vaughn Lee speaking next to me. well he isn't next to me he is actually speaking from the computer next to me but it was the video that we shot in San Francisco last year. God bless america. and all that jazz.

Well now I have written in this and it is tainted with my flaws. hahahahaha....

lets see if people read it still.

Hey by the way...

What the hell is wronge with me?

I know that they say that eventually we turn into our parents, but what the fuck? I mean last night I went to bed at about 9:30 and then finally fell asleep by about 10pm. then woke up at about 3:30 am. What is that? I couldn't get back to sleep. It was impossible. I did my best. I tried everything like a movie, a TV show, masterbation, reading my crazy new vampire novel (oh yeah... this is my second vampire novel... how many can you read before you officially have to change your name to something silly like Rafe, or Spike, or Ghost, and start wearing trenchcoats? and do I get extra normal points if you know that they were gay vampire novels and I promptly wore a pastel blue shirt the next day?... I digress)

So I think that I am turning into my mother. she can go to bed at midnight and then wake up at three and work a 12 hour day. she is crazy. maybe I am getting crazier.

I mean I know that I am alittle crazy. I am at omega. I mean speaking of jobs, I live at my job where it is comonly believed that everyone who lives there or comes to Omega is a high functioning Retard or Lunatic. You tell me...

Are the voices in my head bothering you?

Well so there you go. I finally wrote in this. so now it's your turn to comment and Brandons to write.
dlb

I work in a bakery... YOU DID WHO WITH A PIZZA STICK?

2006-04-19T21:01:00.000-03:00

So for one's life to keep going some times one must take on phyisical activitys called jobs.. some prefer to sit at desks and wear suits and ties whial others prefere to work for places and people who are under MASS AMOUNTS OF STRESS because CORPERAT America is all about the monney..thats what they want they want YOUR MONNEY..

Well it just so happens that i was talking to a friend..and she had said something extremly FUNNY right as i took a drink of some soda..and i SPIT it out ALL up and down the floor.. and kinda on the side of her..(it was kinda funny at the time..and then she kicked me..)SO we started to clean up the mess..and after that i was boxing up the rest of the donnuts and i couldnt figure out what to do with the donut holes..so i stuck them in a box with about 5 other donuts..and i said .. MOMMY MOMMY LOOK THE DONUTS MAID BABBIES in a rather High pitched tone...which was also pretty darn funny at the time..untill i turned around and saw..a WHITE HAIR'd OLD WOMAN just a tinny little thing..her eyes as wide as GRAPFRUITS oh it was even more funny when i saw her because of her mortification..then i realized she was gonna buy some donnuts untill she found out they were reproducing..
she might have thought she had to hurry and eat them befor they maid more..cuz she couldnt eat all of them..especially if they maid..more..
So to make a long storie loonger...she walked away..the co-workers of mine that sometimes..claim me as one of the stafff...laughed with me..and at me..and life gose on..
thanks and have a great day...

ps, Remember to smile because some one is allways gonna wonder what your up to..even if they dont know you.. :)

answers #2

2006-04-15T12:15:00.000-03:00

1. Have you ever streaked? if so please exsplain what on earth you were thinking by showing the public what ever it is you had on under your clothing.

yes of course I have streaked. everyone wants my body so I am just giving the crowd what they want.

2. what would you do for a dollar?

What wouldn't I do for a dollar?

3. when's the last time you wet the bed and blamed it on the dog :( <-- (angry face)?

I still maintain that the bed wet itself, and then blamed it on the dog, and once again I remain blameless.

4. whats your favorite movie?

I don't know how to answer that. There are too many to think of and not enough space to write them. But I think maybe Billy Elliot right now and tomorrow who knows?

5. whats your favorite quote?

Be the cange you want to see in the world. -Gandhi

6.have you ever publicly exsposed your friends nipples?

Nope... but I am a Ta Ta Toucher so watch out.

7. Do you honestly think you are gonna finish all these questions in the amount of time your hoping to? If yes i guess we willl have to make them longer if no we will still have to make them longer

You smell kindof like a republican.

8. whats Disniey Character do you most relate to? why?

Well I am not quite sure what a Disniey character is, but Disney Character I would relate to Alice in Wonderland alot. Why? Because if one drinks much from a bottle marked poison it is almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

9. what about now?

Tarzan, because he is hot like me.

10. have you ever thought about how your decision now..affects the children?

For the love of God... would someone please think of the children.

11. do you like beans? would you eat beans and then fart in a can and smell it?

I confess, I confess, I didn't do it, and if I had it over again I still wouldn't do it.

12. Are you telling the full truth and the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your mom?

That all depends on the nature of truth and how many Hippies are around to hear it.

13. what do you think about my older brothers purple lace bra?

It makes me giggle like a little girl, then squeal a little, then throw up a little in my mouth. and sometimes on good days when the sun is out and it's raining it makes me feel like baking a cake.

14. Have you ever tried to seduce a teacher so you would or could make a better grade and graduate?

How do you think I graduated? And now I need to get back into college so I am looking for the right candidate for the screwing position to make sure I get in.

15. how do you feel about the phrase " your mom" especially when being directed at your mother..talking about her mothers mother..who died and left your brother with the creepy purple bra in charge?

it tickles my fancy bone.

16. if you had one thing right now to give you the ultimate pleasure what would it be.. you define (ultimate pleasure)

A vibrator, no wait, 1 million dollars, wait... no a vibrator.

17. Have you ever fantasised about marrying Daria off the cartoon Daria?

Hell no. I love her and all but I would probably thumb wrestle her to the death (thanks Jules), because she would annoy me so badly.

18. Who's your super hero?

I have a super hero? I hope he is cute, tall, Dark , and handsome and well hung. and hopefully he wears clothing to accentuate on the package size and curving musculature of his fully formed pectoral muscles and bubble butt... (drool...)

19. what was the last movie you saw in the theaters?

Thank you for Smoking

20. can you think of a question that can go hear? if so you may post it and hope that out of the millions of other applicants we might find your question and we might consider to post it..but if not...take it personal VERY PERSONAL!!

I try to think as little as possible.

The husbands and wifes of the 20 Q's

2006-04-13T22:11:00.000-03:00

1. Have you ever streaked? if so please exsplain what on earth you were thinking by showing the public what ever it is you had on under your clothing.

2. what would you do for a dollar?

3. when's the last time you wet the bed and blamed it on the dog :( <-- (angry face)?

4. whats your favorite movie?

5. whats your favorite quote?

6.have you ever publicly exsposed your friends nipples?

7. Do you honestly think you are gonna finish all these questions in the amount of time your hoping to? If yes i guess we willl have to make them longer if no we will still have to make them longer

8. whats Disniey Character do you most relate to? why?

9. what about now?

10. have you ever thought about how your decision now..affects the children?

11. do you like beans? would you eat beans and then fart in a can and smell it?

12. Are you telling the full truth and the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your mom?

13. what do you think about my older brothers purple lace bra?

14. Have you ever tried to seduce a teacher so you would or could make a better grade and graduate?

15. how do you feel about the phrase " your mom" especially when being directed at your mother..talking about her mothers mother..who died and left your brother with the creepy purple bra in charge?

16. if you had one thing right now to give you the ultimate pleasure what would it be.. you define (ultimate pleasure)

17. Have you ever fantasised about marrying Daria off the cartoon Daria?

18. Who's your super hero?

19. what was the last movie you saw in the theaters?

20. can you think of a question that can go hear? if so you may post it and hope that out of the millions of other applicants we might find your question and we might consider to post it..but if not...take it personal VERY PERSONAL!!

answers to the 20 Q's

2006-04-13T21:21:00.000-03:00

1. What is your name?
Blue
2. What is your favorite color?
Brandon Bunker ( wahoo i caught ya there didnt i ..wasnt exspecting me to put my name as my color and my color as my name..did ya did ya..its ok i know you didnt.. cuz im usually two steps behind ya but this time..im only a half a step to the side of ya!
3. Tell us about a scar that you have, how you got it, and what it means to you now?
I have scars?? what you knew and you didnt tell me and now you want me to tell you about things that i know absolutly nothing about.. ok so i did a report on talking on things you know absolutly nothing about..and it got me an A im not sure if thats because i was so correct on writing a paper you know nothing about ..or if the teacher was just stunned that i pulled off a paper that was about nothing. oh yeah back to the scar thing..i've got a couple..whats it to you?
4. If you were a tree, what would you be?
Weeping Willow, i think the one off pocahontis saw John smith naked..so i guess she's my new idol "blushing smile" --> :)
5. Do you believe in God?
Well duhh i own like 3 or 4 of her Cds I've come to the conclusion that God is Alanis Morriset and i have since helped 3 good friends of mine come to this same conclusion..( weather they believe me or not they atleast pretend when im around) So it all works out they believe i belive and its amazing! When you walk into wal-mart and you hear god singing .. all these people are privlaged to hear god sing..even if they are shopping at corperate america and the pinical of all that is EVIL but hey they have a cute smile face that knocks down prices and rolls them back..they even dress him up.. dose he have his own make up artist??
6. Do you believe in a Devil or Satan?
Well i do believe that Kristy Mcdonald comes pretty close.. dose pretty close count?
i mean i figure the way im going the devil or satan or both..better watch out..me and Goose are gonna take over hahah i mean forget that i said that.
7. Do you do Yoga?
No, but i should..maby if i turned my self into the human pretzel before the bullies at school did they would just walk past and laugh.. then i would know how to get out of it..and not get stuck or have some one help roll me into class so i wasnt late..
ok so that happend twice come on now..give me a break.
8. What is the Craziest thing (you define crazy) you have ever done?
Well if i have to define crazy i dunno..there are a millinon and probly 5 things that i have done that are just that crazy..like when me and a co-worker stacked a whole bunch of school garbage cans to make a pyramid and i climbed up the very un- stable tower to put the last piece on.. it fell ovcourse and it hurt like your mother.. but its ok..she good now..and so am i..
or i could tell you about the time i gave my friend a blow job on my parents bed..but i wont..Maby we should put a rating on the matterial we put in here??
9. What is the silliest thing you have ever said?
The first thing that comes to mind..is when i was a young boy i farted and i looked at daniel and said " I farted for you" Between the look of disgust and the slow smerk starting to appear on his face i knew that would stick for a while.
10. Do you smell bad right now?
Maby, Nothing, Shut uuup.
11. How about now?
"Dont worrie about it"
12. If there were no other people on the planet, and no sheep, whom would you want with you?
well thats not fair... there are so many..
HA i got it..i want a Hermaphrodite with a million different personalitys and i will just give the personality's of the people i would wanna be with to my Hermie and when i want something from a certain some one i will tell my hermi and they will provid.. YES I FINALLY GET ALL THE CLEBS I WANT...haah Take that internet Porn sites i dont need you any more..me and my hermie will live for ever!!! :p
13. Do you make your bed everyday?
nope i dont think i've maid my bed since i was... Well i dont recall ever making my bed
14. Do you have a nervous habit and what is it if you do?
well i guess umm when i get really nervous or excited i start to make really creepy or strang noises.. (whats even worse is people have caught me making them..and the look on there faces are pricless..) i mean i turn and look around wondering who was doing that..just like them.
15. Do you like how I asked two questions in that last question and counted it as one?
Umm let me think about that one..ill get back to you.
16. What is your favorite article of clothing?
i think my older brother's bra i dunno something about purple lace really gets to me :)
17. Do you have any German in you? Do you want some?
At this current moment..i dont well im not sure..let me cheek..
Nope nothing clogging any holes that im aware of.. would i like some..humm depends..is he cute and how big?? ;)
18. What is the best thing you have ever done on a trip? (not a drug trip... well better yet ... you decide)
well when i take my first drug trip..or If i take my first drug trip..well dose non illegal drugs count as having a drug tirp? ive done some pretty crazy things..when i was on pain pills .. i maid up my own world and planet i was the ruler and the broom was my cepter..when my mom tried to get it from me..i would demand it back and point it at my older brother robert and order him to do things for me..i really thought i was ZOLTRON! haha
19. What color in the Crayola Crayon box are you?
Right now? like physically? probly Neon pink its realy hot in this room :) Just in general probly burgendy.. i have to wear it to work..its awful.
20. Do you use the internet at least everyday?
Yes who dosn't use the internet like every day. I don't know if i could survive with out cheeking my mail or getting on my space and winning the daily popularity contest.

20 Questions

2006-04-10T17:21:00.000-03:00

Well this is it...

The first Post on this Blog.

This is Daniel and Brandon's atempt at Hilarity and the Blog hall of Fame. lets see what happens

Questions...

1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. Tell us about a scar that you have, how you got it, and what it means to you now?

4. If you were a tree, what would you be?

5. Do you believe in God?

6. Do you believe in a Devil or Satan?

7. Do you do Yoga?

8. What is the Craziest thing (you define crazy) you have ever done?

9. What is the silliest thing you have ever said?

10. Do you smell bad right now?

11. How about now?

12. If there were no other people on the planet, and no sheep, whom would you want with you?

13. Do you make your bed everyday?

14. Do you have a nervous habit and what is it if you do?

15. Do you like how I asked two questions in that last question and counted it as one?

16. What is your favorite article of clothing?

17. Do you have any German in you? Do you want some?

18. What is the best thing you have ever done on a trip? (not a drug trip... well better yet ... you decide)

19. What color in the Crayola Crayon box are you?

20. Do you use the internet at least everyday?

Well... the gauntlet has been dropped and now we will see what Insanity Ensues.
dlb