Monday, September 25, 2006

 

WORD to the MASSES

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too m uch for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....

being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

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