Insanity Ensues

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too m uch for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....

being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

So...

I just got back from NYC.

everything there is sooo expensive. and you know the crazy thing. I spent 30 dollars on a to go see a movie (The Covenant). and still only spent 100 dollars the 4 days that i was there. We did a Yoga Conference where I did video shoots of some of the top Yogi's in the Nation.

ne way...

I might tell you more about it when I am in a funnier mood but I don't feel it right now.

dlb

This is one woman that can pull off just about anything i swear and not only that but she looks freaking GREAT with a shaved head.
not to mention that im gonna marry her one day.. ahahaha

SUPRISE


MySpace Images

MySpace Images

so i think that santan.. has come to earth in the form of a child.. and i told a friend of mine that if he ever had a kid
this is what i imagined him to be like.. and i sent him that little clip picture thing. (hope it works)

I am having one of these types of days.

just thought you ought to know.

dlb

This is kairo He is sporting the new loook for men this winter keep warm with the wonderful Multi-Animal skin coat.. along with the beautifully designed mink boots that he personally had his own hunter go out and kill and skin himself. These wonderful boots are being held together by the oh so strong yarn maid and produced by your very own USA SWEAT SHOPS CALLED FAMILY DOLLAR.. they take pride in making there employees work there butts off while the stock holders and investers are playing golf in the Camine islands (oh wait were not supposed to release that)
(dont worry no animals were harmed while making this outfit oh sorry we were just informed were not supposed to release those statements maid above.)

Here comes.. VONA TRUMP IN ALL HER GLORY!!!



SHe well she isnt sporting much of anything.. actually we fiered her lasst year and she just never got the memmo...

WEell anyways thank you to all our viewers for tuning in stop on by our store and try something new and fresh TODAY!!

The Good Word (Redux)

So I was watching these videos and the thought occured to me, "These must be Mormons." And then this video showed up, and now I am not so sure. Tell me what you think.

dlb

Completely Uncalled For

Somehow I am worried about giving brandon Ideas, but as I am 3000 miles away... whatever.

dlb

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