Insanity Ensues

Well... I am

I don't know if brandon wants to do this, but i think that it could be fun to keep this going.

Look at my wicked sweet posts.

dlb

dlb

This is a question air.. that i recived a while back and just decided i would respond to and also post it on here for all of you lovely people to read.


1. hung out with?
Myles derek walter Or Preston Boe Matt Robert Nia Stephanie Jessica Tiffany Josh.

2. Rode in a car with?
Robert, My parents, My older brothers, Nephues, neices, aunts, uncles, cousins, LOTS of FRIENDS, (Most the time at once) the list goes on and on

3. Went to the movies with?
Friends, Family, do you want me to like name the people?? i mean the answer is gonna be the same for most of these questions..


4. You went to the mall with?
YOUR MOM!! jk .. Friends mostly myles and derek.. sometimes walter went as well



6. You talked on the phone/IMed to?
Phone (Kassie, (Annie), Hugo, Tiffany, Myles, Derek, Walter,Jessica Christine, Meghan) IM


7. Made you laugh?
Myles Derek .. Myself on a regular basis. Teachers Friends family.. Daniel


--WOULD YOU RATHER--
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Tongue


2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny!!


3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
I dont reallly like skim ill drink it but i prefer whole


4. Die in a fire or drown?
Fire


5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?:
Parents well some times lol jk no parents all the way.
THEY ROCK MY WORLD!!!


--ANSWER TRUTHFULLY--
1. Do you like anyone?
Yes

--DO YOU PREFER--
1. Sun or moon?:
Moon


2. Winter or Fall?
Fall


3. left or right?
Left


4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
Do you want me to list them?
2 best friends

5. Sunny or rain?
BOTH at the same time.. i love to go dance in it.. and walk its beautimus!!


6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Vanilla.. whith.. Chocolate syrup..and NUTS lol


--ABOUT YOU--
1. What time is it?:
how is that about me??
7:07 pm

2. First Name?:
YOUR MOM!!
brandon


3. What do you want to do?:
Go to sleep

4. Where do you wanna live?:
AT your moms house
I dont know i havent given it much thought.. well some city so i can party and have lots of sex.. get lots of STD's and die lol jk


5. How many kids do you want?
umm 5 i think.. just cuz i like that number but 2 is more like it.. or 3.. some where in there.. i'd rather have odd then even..

6. Do you want to get married?
No im scared to death of marriage.
ok so truthfully .. i kinda wanna but not at this age.

7. What do you like on your pizza?
I love pizza huts meat loves.. deep dish .. its fantasticall!!

8. Can you cross your eyes?
Only on days that end in Y

9. Do you make your bed daily?
No .. i dont know anyone who does.. oh wait yeah i do .. my 12th grade english teacher.. she liked the feeling of getting into a "fresh" bed. i thought she was joking but she was serious.. but shes kinda cookie anyways..


--RANDOM--
1. Which shoe goes on first?
umm right..


2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?'
No it fell from the sky.. atleast thats what i told the person that i hit..
actually ive done it a couple times.. its well lets be honest.. its fun..

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
TWIRL!!! cutting is for BABY's HAHAH

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
yes.. well no ... ok so not that i will admit to.. i dont remember how it tastes..
.

3. Favorite ice cream?:
Bubble Gum or Cookie Dough. i love them.. Superman is good as well.. i dunno there are a couple.

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
none. were kinda weird.. we keep ours on top of the fridge.. but you didnt ask how many were on top of my fridge... so i cant answer your question now can i..haha

5. Current mood?
HORNY.. well not really i dunno it changes ever other day..
im kinda playfull right now..

--IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU--
1. kissed some one?
maybe.. ;D
2. Sang?
YUUP
3. Been hugged:
NOPE well jk i take that back yes i was

4. Felt stupid:

NO i never feel stupid.. its a rule of mine.. RULE NUMBER 555555555551. Never feel stupid.
5. Missed Someone:
ALL THE TIME..
this is for my dead hommies..
ROBERT COME HOME!!!

6. Danced Crazy?
ALL THE TIME!! i love to do it when i think no one is watching but in all actuallity.. alot of little kids are watching.. or some adults.. or a mix of both.. then i look at them.. and scream
BLESS MY SOUL!!
they feel funny for watching me after words.. i usually end up barking at the children after words..

7. Gotten your hair cut?
no but i need to .. its soooooooo long....


8. Cried:
nope did that the other day.. we dont need details..



--STUFF--
1. Do you have a Dog?
Who told you??
yes he is the next porn star in the dog world


2. When's the last time you've been sleddiing?
like 2 or 3 years ago.. it was so TUBULAR lol .. we piled like 8 of us on two kiddie sledds.. and went off a jump.. lets just say.. we didnt feel to good after words..
ahah most the girls ended up on bottom the guys were on top..ahaha.. like they say.. ladies first.


3. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I love to sleep with people..
(hahaha that sounds slutty)
But im serious.. i love to take naps with friends and family members just to lay and enjoy there companie.. i love to lay with people too...
this one time.. i layed with an old lady.. and she didnt..know it. and i farted a little then i got up and left because it was stinky... but its ok because she riped a huge one right before me..

4. Do you believe in ghosts?
YUp..

5. Do you consider yourself creative?
Umm .. i try to but sometimes that word.. slaps me and tells me to stop...

Watch out for this guy...

I am scared a little.

ok I am scared alot.

make the bad thing go away...or... urrr... come uh.. to my house.. for uh... fish?

this just prooves that people like this should not be allowed to create because this is what happens. and people like me should not get the internet because this is what I spend my days off watching.

this is scary
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
check it out

oh yeah and because I freaking love dance

Watch this as well...



dlb

Well... I finally took the plunge. and let me tell you, it was worth it.

I bought a new computer.

The New IMac Intel Core 2 Duo Processor with 2.0 Ghz processing speed and 1gb of Ram with slots to upgrade to 3gb of ram if I need. and 160 gb of disk space and upgradeable to 500 gb's I think.

it's fun because I can sound like a nerd and make you think that I know what I am talking about but really I have no clue. I vaguely remember in Junior High School knowing what all these numbers and Acronyms meant. Now I just know what numbers to look for and what is good for todays standards.

This is pretty good.

It's a Mac as well... and while I know there are alot of PC users out there who are rolling their eyes and saying that I betrayed some secret Microsoft run society. Fear not, this system has the Intel Chip which means that when I get the money to buy the software I can install Windows on it and run both.

So I Can have my cake and eat it too...

hehe...

So I bought this mostly because I wanted to keep up with the company that I work for. all of my co=workers own macs. in fact it seems like everyone in this industry owns a mac and if you are editing sound or video on a pc you are mocked a little. Yes they are that much better than PC's when it comes to Sound and Audio editing and evven watching. In fact I don't know if it is just because it's knew and that is why I love it so much or if I am going to fund something terribly wronge with it in the near future but right now I don't see anything better about a PC than a Mac. I mean the whole Mac package is visually stunning. I lke having it be seen where more and more the Pc package you want to see less and less. and then the user interface is so visual that I just die over it everytime.

NE way...

enough nerd talk.

It's good and I have a camera on it and microphone and I think that I could really get used to it.

Aren't you all jealous... Suckers...

hehe...

I mean that in the most love and light way possible.

dlb

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid
of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too m uch for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....

being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

So...

I just got back from NYC.

everything there is sooo expensive. and you know the crazy thing. I spent 30 dollars on a to go see a movie (The Covenant). and still only spent 100 dollars the 4 days that i was there. We did a Yoga Conference where I did video shoots of some of the top Yogi's in the Nation.

ne way...

I might tell you more about it when I am in a funnier mood but I don't feel it right now.

dlb

This is one woman that can pull off just about anything i swear and not only that but she looks freaking GREAT with a shaved head.
not to mention that im gonna marry her one day.. ahahaha